Sodomy Dog
nazerine:

criticalforest:

notsomegaslowbro:

angerfish:

iubki:

LOOK AT HIS TINY ASS HAN DI MLAUGHING SO HFUCKING HARd

This is from a show called Detective Conan, where a little boy routinely tranquilizes his detective caretaker. The boy then uses the unconscious body as a dummy to solve murder mysteries in his place. So the reason this grown man has a little baby hand is not because “quality” animation. It’s because that’s a literal baby hand.

Oh my god that’s even better


Telling an oppressed group that they shouldn’t be nationalist is like telling a worker to give their boss all of their money in order to prove that they’re anti capitalist

did you reblog the wrong post or uh

nazerine:

criticalforest:

notsomegaslowbro:

angerfish:

iubki:

LOOK AT HIS TINY ASS HAN DI MLAUGHING SO HFUCKING HARd

This is from a show called Detective Conan, where a little boy routinely tranquilizes his detective caretaker. The boy then uses the unconscious body as a dummy to solve murder mysteries in his place. So the reason this grown man has a little baby hand is not because “quality” animation. It’s because that’s a literal baby hand.

Oh my god that’s even better

Telling an oppressed group that they shouldn’t be nationalist is like telling a worker to give their boss all of their money in order to prove that they’re anti capitalist

did you reblog the wrong post or uh

mindfangy:

spernatural:

they-call-me-luci:

Okay, I know this happened a while ago as well, but it seems to be happening again. Bolded text, sometimes underlined, with a green link symbol in the right corner. DO NOT CLICK THEM. Most of the time, you can scroll over it and it will show you a download thing. Please please don’t click it, doing so can place viruses on your computer or laptop. So, SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE. Get everyone to know that it’s happening once again, and hopefully it will be fixed so we can all resume tumbling.

I remember I used to get these things, and it was because something had downloaded itself onto my extensions in chrome, so if you see these, check your extensions/apps that you have in your browser and disable/delete any you don’t recognize

Because of these things, I had to save my pictures, music and writings as best as I could on a flash drive and and restore my computer to FACTORY SETTINGS. It sucked but finally everything was off my computer. Sometimes it just randomly downloaded things into my computer.

I sometimes wonder if everyone is new to computers.

It’s adware. Scan your computer with something useful, like DrWeb CureIt, or Sunbelt VIPRE. Disable and remove (if possible) any extensions you don’t recognize in your browsers “Extensions” or “Add-Ons” controls. Go to “Add or Remove Programs” if you’re on a Windows computer and remove all programs you don’t recognize. Scan again. Reboot.

Then chill out and stop making posts like this. You’re freaking out over a symptom and not offering any help.

"If you start bleeding out your ass, DO NOT eat questionable food." "If you are bleeding from a gunshot wound, DO NOT play with guns." These are bad analogies but fuck you I’m on mobile,

hawkeye vs. deadpool #001

pathologicalllliar:

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beckaford:

micahelizabeth:


“Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
Slurp the invisible soup.
Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:

  • Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
  • Slurp the invisible soup.
  • Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
  • Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
  • Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
  • Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
  • Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
  • If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
  • Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
  • Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

teasyntara:

caketier:

lazullii:

jesusthelastairbender:

mom….gay….

i’m dad 

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ive been crying about this for a thousand years

I FINALLY FOUND THIS AGAIN

churrosforthewin:

breathinginthestarlight:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

vice-beach-public-relations-guy:

neptunain:

FUCK GHOSTS MAN

Ouija boards are not a fucking game

I once did a ouija board with someone before at Mountainview cemetery in Vancouver trying to contact GHOSTS after we saw one (a ouija, not a ghost lol) at a Toys R Us. We had a case of newcastles and got right into the boozing and contacting. A bunch of korean war vet ghosts buried there immediately told us to fuck off and refused to continue with the ouija bullshit so the eyepiece just didnt move after that for several questions or so after, as if they were angrily ignoring us for disturbing them lol
After a little while, we got in contact with two other spirits that I found were specifically hovering around me. One was a female spirit with a bizarre wacky name who thought I was cute and the other was a little boy from the 19th century. We asked if the boy was buried in the cemetery. The boy said no. We asked where he was from. The little boy was from europe. Confused, we wondered if the boy was an immigrant from europe living in vancouver who died and was buried at the cemetery. No, the ouija stated. The boy never lived or visited Vancouver during his life. Where did this spirit come from and how did he find us? The spirit stated he had been following me specifically for years already. More confusion. This ghost was from Europe but has been in vancouver following me for a while already but never once been here?
I distinctly remember the chill that went up my spine when I suddenly remembered that in 2006 I went on a high school trip to Italy. I asked if hes from Italy. The ouija glides to “yes”Is that where you saw me?"yes"The wandering boy spirit saw me during my high school trip and decided to follow me ever since.We packed up the ouija board and left.


you got a cute lil italian ghosty boy following you around and keepin you outta trouble because e saw you and liked you you have been blessed with a nice ghostie that is amazing


iwearmyshadesatnight

churrosforthewin:

breathinginthestarlight:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

vice-beach-public-relations-guy:

neptunain:

FUCK GHOSTS MAN

Ouija boards are not a fucking game

I once did a ouija board with someone before at Mountainview cemetery in Vancouver trying to contact GHOSTS after we saw one (a ouija, not a ghost lol) at a Toys R Us. We had a case of newcastles and got right into the boozing and contacting. A bunch of korean war vet ghosts buried there immediately told us to fuck off and refused to continue with the ouija bullshit so the eyepiece just didnt move after that for several questions or so after, as if they were angrily ignoring us for disturbing them lol

After a little while, we got in contact with two other spirits that I found were specifically hovering around me. One was a female spirit with a bizarre wacky name who thought I was cute and the other was a little boy from the 19th century. We asked if the boy was buried in the cemetery. The boy said no. We asked where he was from. The little boy was from europe. Confused, we wondered if the boy was an immigrant from europe living in vancouver who died and was buried at the cemetery. No, the ouija stated. The boy never lived or visited Vancouver during his life. Where did this spirit come from and how did he find us? The spirit stated he had been following me specifically for years already. More confusion. This ghost was from Europe but has been in vancouver following me for a while already but never once been here?

I distinctly remember the chill that went up my spine when I suddenly remembered that in 2006 I went on a high school trip to Italy. I asked if hes from Italy. The ouija glides to “yes”

Is that where you saw me?

"yes"

The wandering boy spirit saw me during my high school trip and decided to follow me ever since.

We packed up the ouija board and left.

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you got a cute lil italian ghosty boy following you around and keepin you outta trouble because e saw you and liked you you have been blessed with a nice ghostie that is amazing

iwearmyshadesatnight

ectoplasmicinterloper:

back when i was a bee keeper my bees were really gentle and one time i scooped up a handful of them and i got rly emotional and wanted to kiss them and i essentially faceplanted myself into a palm full of bees while crying and that’s an important fact about me

artsywingman:

so i redrew this on the tablet bc i’ve been meaning to and it showed up on my dash
enjoy

artsywingman:

so i redrew this on the tablet bc i’ve been meaning to and it showed up on my dash

enjoy

spyyy:

reifaun:

your body is 93% stardust so dont give up little star (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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